Robert Pattinson NEW Photo shoot outtakes - Shoot. Me. Now. #RPattz thanks @strictlyrob

Wow. Just when I thought I was going to get some work done today, I stumble upon this little panty wetters. Yikes Rob, scary how fucking fantastic you look. I mean really? The tshirt again? Do you understand what tshirts do to me?

Obviously not, because when I see you in them you make me ovulate. You make me ovulate hard, I didn't know that was possible but it is Rob - it is.





I know what he's thinking . . . ."God I really need to get rid of Kristen. I have all these ovulating women to bang. She is really cramping my style, I need to father more children."

I have no plans of having children, but I would LOVE to bear Rob's little Robward. That's what I would name him, and don't even think he would produce a girl. No. Not possible, he can only have little Robwards.


Does he or does he not look like he just screwed someone? That is such the morning after cigarette, coffee, and dirty leather jacket kinda look. Love it.

Source: http://strictlyrobpattinson.com

Please, please visit this site as it is f'n Robtastic in all the sense.




- Posted by angel_slaps_alot