twiStar date night that for once had nothing to do with Twilight....

Usually when K and I get together there is some sort of Twilight undertone to it, even if it's small. But this time there was NO Twilight how sad :( But I guess a good thing, it lets us know we aren't true pathetic cat ladies yet and sorta have lives.

We started out and Bravo with Lemon Basil martinis and $3 appetizers no joke. K bought me dinner so I obviously put out later that night.


Then we went to our fav store, Bakers. I had to return an insanely cute pair of shoes because when worn I turned into a walking deathosarus. There was no way I could have shuffled my way thru any night wearing them. It was a sad day.


The checkout girl at Bakers actually refunded me more than I paid for the shoes so that was a nice bonus! Then we went to Free People where they literally only had one thing on clearance and it was $50. Sorry Free People but us poor folk can't spend that on one shirt in this economy. Off to H&M where they had a $3 sale. After trying on the $3 items K and I realized WHY they were $3 because they made you look like you were scheduled to deliver a baby the next day.


They also made us look all blurry, it was weird. We also have pics of me in a $3 dress that was sooooo small it hurt my ears and made my boobs pop out all squished like Katy Perry. I took a pic but I can't post it for fear an adolescent will see it, it's that bad. And I look drunk in the photo.

So in conclusion what do you get when you try on a $3 dress? You look like a broke down drunk Katy Perry with your squished boobs out and a teenage boy is masturbating to you, and nobody wants that.